Chapter 101 Funny Version 007

Reporters are already numb to some people's way of speaking in reverse. Those few old guys are really something, provoking people who love to show off with their mouths. Isn't it courting disaster for themselves?

William White had an absolute way with talking back. Most importantly, he could sell cuteness and act silly, and no one could take him seriously.

He's a child, and a recognized genius at that. Some flaws aren't normal?

Americans don't like great people. If you truly have no flaws, people will fear you instead.

The person who published arguments against harmful comics is just such a person, a complete idealist who ended up harming an entire generation.

Perhaps this is a bit over the top, but it's undeniable that simply and crudely snatching away children's comics did indeed cause psychological problems for some people.

Don't be surprised, Americans' hearts of glass are really fragile. Just look at the income of their psychologists and you'll understand; many people have psychological diseases.

This thing is like getting drunk, with distinctions between the literary and the martial. The literary one only torments oneself; tormenting oneself to death is fine. But the martial one is troublesome, an absolute troublemaker. If possible, it's best to stay far away.

Places with high life pressure have many people with psychological problems, and the more developed the country, the more there are.

Germans are very good at this; they like to torment themselves. In developed countries, they have the highest suicide rate.

German girls also like to group together to do this. If you stay in a German hotel, one room for men and women is no problem at all, and no one will do room checks.

Men and men are okay too; they have some weird fetishes, but two girls cannot. Many hotels will refuse to book. They're not worried about what your fetishes are; that's your own business, they don't care.

German girls are timid, relatively afraid of pain, so they choose to travel together. If you go to hell together, they can't control it, but they can't ruin their rooms.

Americans' mental illnesses are scary; usually they are outward. Acting in movies or writing has risks. Don't over-describe details; there are people who will imitate these criminal behaviors.

When you see American cop films, sometimes you get strange. This damn thing is too childish; probably caught before even leaving the house.

It's not that their screenwriters lack skill. Unless you shoot R-rated films, otherwise be more restrained. Don't say I didn't warn you, this might lead to lawsuits, your box office isn't enough to compensate.

Talking about Americans being really pretentious, R-rated films have no big restrictions. On cable TV, there are such unhealthy things; how come you turn a blind eye and pretend not to hear?

In my opinion, bad people are bad no matter what. It's best to have self-protection ability. Why does Texas rarely hear about these things?

Haha, Texans are fierce, even mental patients are afraid of them. They don't care if you have a disease or not; first knock you down and then talk about the rest.

"Boss, Mr. Atkinson is here, said to be the appointment." The little secretary today had a good mood, chiffon shirt paired with an A-line skirt, a bit of a refreshing feeling.

"Good, invite him in, and help us make a cup of coffee." William White let him decide. There is no British-style red tea here; these guys are really too pretentious, when to add milk, exactly how many times to stir has requirements.

William White thought they wouldn't know how to drink tea. If it's good tea, it must be handmade and traditionally processed, and what water to use has its own rules. What does adding milk mean?

In the big red robe of Tianchao, adding milk, the tea farmers would probably fight you to the death.

Okay, this is a cultural difference. Chinese people aren't much better either. For example, adding green tea to XO, and also specify to add Kangshifu.

So-called XO means it must have over a hundred years with 45 years of original essence. Your way of drinking, the brewers would also vomit blood.

Adding Coke to red wine doesn't need saying. This thing added in, really don't understand how to drink. Why not just buy grape juice? At least it's cheaper.

Ghost guys also use juice to mix with spirits; they usually choose vodka. William White once thought maliciously, the bastard who invented this drinking method probably wanted to get girls drunk.

"Contract signed?" William White said with a smile.

"Yes, Mr. White, my agent is already handling the procedures." Rowan Atkinson still had a wooden expression on his face.

William White waved his hand and said, "Call me William. Have you read the script? Tell me your thoughts."

Speaking of the script, Rowan Atkinson was very happy. He loved this script. Most importantly, this is essentially a movie tailor-made for him.

Mr. Bean Agent. Simply put, it's a funny version of 007. You can say it's mocking 007 as well.

Your 007 isn't heroic and divine?

I give you a stupid agent.

Your 007 isn't self-firing?

Guys come a can-watch but not edible.

You have various high-tech weapons?

No problem, due to poor economic conditions, guys are counterfeit black technology. Sometimes useful, sometimes not. When you need it most, these black tech weapons will break down.

You have luxury supercars?

Guys use cars produced by the Koreans, although looking good, at critical moments they still break down.

At this time, the Korean car had a joke, saying German cars drive fast, German cars drag fast, Korean cars are the best, they need to be pushed fast.

When Americans say this joke, they obviously ignore their own cars. They are only a little better than Koreans and also belong to the type that often breaks down.

But the Koreans caught up fiercely, and for a long time, their quality was better than the Germans'.

Of course, this refers to North America. Saying this is really speechless. The best quality cars in the world are the North American versions; the Chinese versions are not the worst, but second worst.

You can't simply look at it as discrimination; their domestic quality is also not as good as the North American version.

Don't look at Americans making garbage cars; their consumption ability is the top. With such terrifying consumption ability, manufacturers naturally need to please.

Other regions are fine, but China is weird. Not only are the prices the most expensive, the quality is also very poor. The most absurd thing is that the sales are surprisingly high.

Many luxury brand cars would have gone bankrupt earlier without China. For such parents, they don't even give the best cars. I don't know what kind of brain this group of bastards has, never seen such absurd things.

Rowan Atkinson was very satisfied. As a John Bull, he's been dissatisfied with 007 for more than a day or two. How could a super agent be a humanoid cannon? This is really too absurd.

Agents have a most basic selection standard: absolutely don't want handsome guys.

The best choice is an average face, the best when you go out and can't remember who it is. Those with significant body features won't be wanted, even if talented, unless it's a one-time product.

Anyway, everyone is saving the world. A super agent can, Mr. Bean Agent is the same, no problem, and it's economical.

When this movie hits the screen, Universal probably will be pissed off, the contrast is too obvious.

Plagiarism?

Haha! They're doing it the opposite, right? Allowed to make agents, can guys not make it?

If not good, box office might be higher than yours, because the sense of substitution is stronger. Handsome guys are the most annoying. Guys want the script of gentle counterattack.